seriously freaky

Here's my horrorscope today, verbatim:
"A coworker with whom you might be friends could well leave your place of employment, and this might make you a little sad. However, you'll acknowledge that the person is moving on to something new and different, and will probably share her enthusiasm. Other changes on the job could find you climbing up the hierarchical ladder, for your efforts over the past few months have not gone unnoticed. Expect to spend a lot of time on the phone."

I cannot even comment on this.