hello wisconsin!

Or, actually, goodbye Wisconsin.

While I was gone, I dreamt about work in various incarnations. Here's one:

I was getting into a canoe for a fun trip down the river. Because there were several people in the boat, it was riding low in the water, so low the water was near the top of the canoe.

Almost as soon as we pushed off, a large alligator swam up alongside. It looked at me as it passed us on the left, us going downstream, it upstream.

Then I felt hot meaty alligator breath on my back, as it turned around and began following us. I felt the terror of one about to become an alligator snack.