tire iron

I heard a story this weekend. There was an older man, in his 70s, who was having an affair with a much younger woman. One day they were having a bit of fun at his house when he had a heart attack and died. Panicked, the girlfriend dragged him out into the driveway, got the jack out of the trunk, and tried to make it look like he'd died while changing a tire.

Great idea, except she forgot to put his clothes back on.