it crunches

I tend to jump to conclusions and also to imagine the worst possible scenario. For instance, we have these weird little paper slots in our desks that you can pull out and push back in. My colleague keeps her extra writing paper in hers. I've never noticed mine and was having great fun pulling it out and shoving it back in when she said "Mine doesn't go all the way in. It's like something's stuck back there." "It's probably a dead animal," I said. "And I'm smushing it everytime I jam it back in there," she surmised, "but it crunches."