taft is my favorite president

Further evidence that the universe is against me:
Over the course of the past few days I have eaten 11 donuts. Sure, they were tasty and yummy, but they've given me a stomach ache and I feel really really fat. I got up this morning to partially remedy the situation by running around and while I was in the bathroom it started pouring. Kind of torrential pouring, not the kind where you just put on a hat and say "fuck it". By the time it had stopped, it was time for me to get ready for work.