Honestly: Ready to Settle

I was thinking about how I'm not particularly interested in getting married because I freak out when I'm afraid I might lose my ability to decide my own destiny, etc etc. This internal conversation was spawned by a friend's announcement of her impending nuptials but my own reaction is in no way a reflection on that particular couple (!). Anyway, I was thinking about how I'd go about it if I did indeed intend to find a husband and I thought of using the title of this entry as the headline for a personals ad.

I totally cracked myself up in the shower.