eatin' on the man

Yesterday our jobber salesman/rep visited and the li-berry bought all of the subject librarians lunch. The lunches we get are so big that I ate my leftovers for dinner. Mmmm, giant cookie. Today I have lunch with my liaisons, which the library is also paying for, at the campus fine dining establishment. I am feeling really lucky because I was supposed to go have my teeth drilled on this morning but my dentist cancelled. I was a little worried that I'd be all Bill Cosby at lunch but now any slurring and dribbling can only be blamed on my fast talking and clumsiness.