whatever gets you through the day

Our campus newspaper always puts one of those "news of the weird" type columns at the end of the paper. Today's report was of a zamboni driver accused of drunk driving. He swears he didn't drink heavily until after his shift, but he did have a shot and two valiums before work.

Wow. Who knew that driving a zamboni was so stressful? Maybe he should pursue a low stress career, perhaps a job as a postal carrier.