onions are bloomin'

...in my belly! Saturday night I partook of a bloomin' onion and last night I had 59 Diner onion rings (and a mint chocolate chip shake) and today I am very sad in the belly region.

However, while we were eating the onion, we came up with a great plan to revolutionize politics. Change the rules so that presidents must be between 25 and 35 years old when elected. This assures that their brains are mature enough to perform critical thinking and that they haven't become old enough to settle. Well, they have have settled, but they're not anchored. Oh yeah, and we'd also like to ban campaigning.