must be an angel

Imaginary conversations with colleague this morning:
1
Colleague: why didn't you slow down to let me catch up with you?
Me: because you're creepy. Besides, I was walking so slowly, you should've caught me.
C: I purposefully stayed behind so I could watch you.
M: see? That's what I'm talking about.

2
C: why didn't you slow down to let me catch up with you?
M: you should've. I don't have much energy this morning. When I was running, it was the proverbial jello slog.

3
M: Houston smells like garbage this morning.
C: I'd characterize the smell more as "ass".
M: tmi, buddy. TMI.