smackdown!

No, not WWF, Project Runway! Last night was the clips show, where they brought back all of the contestants, including the one who confessed "I don't want to be here!" before walking offstage. Yes, that was Houston's own Vanessa. Vanessa, dear, if you're reading this, I'd still have a beer with you and wouldn't send you a f**ing sewing kit in the mail.

They should've billed the show as Wendy Gets Yelled At, although there were fun other parts like Tim's reading of a letter from Morgan stating that she wouldn't be on the show unless they promised not to portray her in a negative way. There was also a great montage of Tim himself, "Carry on!" and also of the mass drinking that went on whenever a challenge ended. Heidi called the show "Project Drunkway". Robert also revealed himself to be a relative of George W. Bush. He kept trying to say "masochism and sadism" but it kept coming out something like "masachasism and sadisism". Oh dear.

Can't wait for the finale!