i don't talk to myself, do I?

My bf recently bought a car. It's a volkswagen and you may know that many of those cars come with seat warmers. What follows is a completely imaginary conversation:

Me: So, did your car come with seat warmers?
S: Are you kidding? In Houston?
M: Wouldn't it be great if it came with seat coolers? You'd be like "Hey, it may be 100 degrees outside, but my ASS is frigid!"