humpty

My beau has been sick and the other day he bought some Vick's (pronounced Bick's) vapo-rub. He was telling me that his mom always rubbed on the Vick's but if that didn't work, his grandmother would use the egg. He was trying to get me to rub some on him (Vick's, not the egg), and I realized that the Vick's smell is probably a turn on for a lot of guys, especially hispanic dudes. I could completely picture a little old abuela doing the egg-rubbing and then cracking to see if the malo was gone or not. I'm thinking about turning the idea into a short film script. I'll let you know how it goes!