one day a year

Today is the one day a year that I can bring myself to wear this particular shirt. Which shirt? you ask. Well, let me tell you. I'm fairly certain my mother bought it for me, as it's two sizes too big. It's long-sleeved, red, and there is an embroidered reindeer wearing a scarf and some xmas balls (no, it's not dirty! get thy mind out of the gutter.). Why, oh why did I wear it today? Well, friends, it's our annual li-berry holiday party, when just about everybody wears something (I'd consider) goofy and red or green or tinsel-y or blinking. I'm just doing my part.