i'm not imagining the conspiracy...

Haha! I knew it (from my horrorscope):

Take a look at what is going on around you today and do some internal processing before you reach a conclusion regarding the best way to proceed. You may find that a combination of powerful forces is at work, trying to win you over to their respective camps. Don't pigeonhole yourself into only one way of doing things. Keep in mind that the best route to take is oftentimes a combination of several different paths.