cafe au lait
So my campus coffee date/stalker just called and I put him off until next week. Please help me think of an excuse to get out of next week's date.
Please.
Why don't I want to meet him? Well, it has to do with a little brush off followed by a weird sparkly rainbowy email.
Um, yes. I will keep you posted.
posted by Pixie the dog @ 10:26 AM
4 Comments:
You know, I'm of the school of thought that holds that anything this side of more or less brutal honesty--as in, "You know, I think you're a creepy fucker with borderline sociopathic tendencies"--will only give him hope if he is in fact a c.f.w.b.s.t. If that's too much, just telling him you don't want to meet and explaining that you thought the brushoff and rainbowy email was off-putting should suffice, and if it doesn't, well, you know that he is a c.f.w.b.s.t.
Ah, good advice sage Trent. He just surprised me on the phone yesterday and, creepy etc. that he is, didn't ever say his name. But I knew, oh, I knew.
What Trent said. Except I have no idea what c.f.w.b.s.t. stands for.
cfwbst = "creepy fucker with borderline sociopathic tendencies", from Trent, not me!
Post a Comment
<< Home