party favors

One of my friends celebrated a birthday recently. She told me about a pinata one of our other pals made for her. Inside it was candy (duh) and airline size bottles of booze, aka "boyfriends". Now this set me to thinking. I could certainly steal this idea and have my own boozalicious pinata (cinco de mayo, anyone?) but there have got to be other fun themes. Here are a few:

Just got divorced/Breakup party: condoms, spermicidal jelly, antibiotics, breath spray, hair dye, airline size bottles of booze

Housewarming: many household items might break or hurt coming out of a pinata, so I'd stick with gift cards to Home Depot & Target, cloth napkins, airline size bottles of booze

Baby shower: ear plugs, tums, baby wipes, baby aspirin, airline size bottles of booze