just had to share...

My horrorscope today:

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An unethical female coworker could be spreading unfounded rumors at work. Don't take anything you hear at face value. Get all the facts before drawing any conclusions. Equipment either being installed or acting up only adds to the confusion. If the situation weren't so frustrating, it would be comical. Take several deep breaths throughout the day. Tomorrow things will be on more of an even keel.
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The problem is, there's more than one person who could fit this bill...